knuckle children

sperm from when you masterbate

Why can't I fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home

by Stalker121 November 15, 2007

Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

by Anna! =) November 28, 2009

gay children

pets that gay men treat like offspring

Also any pet doted upon by their owners

"Bob, I have to share with you what Binky, my cat, did last night!"
"Harvey, I am sick to death of hearing about your gay children!"

by David Barber September 26, 2005

CHILDREN!

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.

:P I couldn't resist

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

Children of the Socks

Sperm all over your socks or designated cum sock.

The crustyness was a result of the children of the socks.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

Gypsy children

Children (usually 16 and younger) who are annoying and ones who create problems. Nuisances to society.

There are gypsy children all over the mall!

by BMZ March 29, 2009

childmolester van

a white van with with no windows,in disgiuse of a painters work truck,owned by a man named shane.

hey look here comes shane, i wonder how many children he has with him in his van!

by his last victum March 19, 2005