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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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Certified Lover Boy

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep
by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.
Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.
Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.
by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012
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Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.
Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫
by Sketchster August 5, 2023
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