Bible

Basically, the Oprah of early times

If the bible says it, its gotta be true

by Mr. Seuss, PhD November 22, 2011

bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper

man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.

by juliusceaser April 24, 2010

bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.

The Bible is what you make it.

by _culture_ November 11, 2008

Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.

"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."

by Futile Crush May 20, 2010

Bible bad

Something explicitly condemned by the Bible, such as incest, rape, murder, or doing the sackwag.

"I did something awful and I am not sure that I should tell you..."

"Are we talking bad, or Bible bad!?!"

"Naw, just regular kind."

"Whew! you had me going there for a second!"

by Austin Schertz for Jank Box February 6, 2009

Biblegasm

Feeling experienced when someone of the Christian religion sees a particularly awe-inspiring Bible verse.

I read John 8:32 last night, I nearly had a Biblegasm.

by Special P May 4, 2009