Bumwanker

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 13, 2008

bumping

listening to music.

im just chillen, bumping to rap

by Sindii September 24, 2011

Bumwilly

A gratuitous term for anal sex often used by primary/early secondary school age kids descriptively or as a form of insult.

Can also refer to toadying, sycophantic behaviour in much the same way as brown-nosing or arse-kissing.

Example 1

Kid 1: 'Why were you and Mike in the toilet together?'

Kid 2: 'Dunno'

Kid 1: 'err, bumwilly!'

Example 2

Kid 1: How come Mike got that new PS3 with 5 games?

Kid 2: 'Must have been having bumwilly with his Step-Dad'

by Lord Manhammer July 7, 2009

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

Bummingshaw

an individual who seeks sexual anal pleasure from pre teen jewish males when intoxicated.

Kirsty: that german boy form psychology is such a bummingshaw, he wont leave that jewish boy alone

by slorecakes July 25, 2012

Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013