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bolton

Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.

The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.

It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.

The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"

Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".

Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
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bodong

An insult used to call someone an idiotic loser/jerk. It's a mixture of the words bodaggit and dong.
Man, he is such a bodong!
by rendezvous___ February 14, 2008
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Boon Jug

The craziest SoB around. Generally talks with a southern accent and hates insects. Possibly dyslexic from time to time. Tends to enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages and enjoys throwing wild parties.
Hey look, Boon Jug is home it must be time to party!
by The crazy guy next door February 3, 2010
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
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Boon

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon
you sir, are a boon
by mike November 25, 2003
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baton

Let's smoke that baton.
by joynt May 13, 2005
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Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.
Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.
by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011
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