bloobhairy pie

a fat broad's untrimmed snatch

your mom loves to serve the postman her patented bloobhairy pie

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Lesbian bloody nose

A medical procedure, where a lesbian has her period in your face so the blood goes up your nose and clots to stop the blood from your nosr.

My doctor have me a lesbian bloody nose

by HUNTER THE PUSSY LICKER June 17, 2017

Bloobies

the breasts of blue-skinned aliens or other humanoids, such as those of Zhaan, the Delvian Seek of Farscape.

I wonder what Zhaan's bloobies look like?!?

by kateshampoo September 12, 2006

bloody moon rat

1. A more artistic description for a used Tampon.

2. When a woman pulls out a tampon once it is "full" it resembles a "red rodent". The string being the tail, and the absorbant being the body.

"I'll be a few minutes late, I gotta flush a bloody moon rat."

"Every month I give birth to a litter of bloody moon rats."

"You know it's a bad movie when you see bloody moon rats crawling down the screen."

by BubBLeB0y August 5, 2006

bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.

I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 24, 2005

Bloody Tomahawk

When you fuck a girl on her period, you pull out and slap you dick on her forehead. Be sure to slap her vertically to give the illusion that an indian threw his tomahawk and it hit her on the forehead.

I gave her a bloody tomahawk, does that make me a native american?

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

bloody balls

After having sex with a girl who is heavily on her period you take the condom off and your dick is clean but your balls have lots of blood on them.

7 days out of a month, I get a case of the bloody balls.

by caffman December 25, 2007