J Language

A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.

Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou

by yee yee sis’s sis November 9, 2019

kira language

kira language is a language speaken by a REALLy bur REALLY pog , amazing , kind , fun girl <33 who's her name is kira , everyone loves the kira language but you have to know and understand kira to understand it ! ITS THE BEST LANGUAGE ON EARTH :
sadly , some people say its misspelling .

kira : helko ! yers .

??? : omg your keyboeard is broken !!!

kira : its kira language

by cerise san <3 January 11, 2022

God's Language

English. The opposite of Moonspeak.

A: voulez vous couche avec moi?

B: Quit gibbering, speak God's Language.

by Decency Defied July 2, 2008

Dhaval Language

A 'special' form of text speek, only used between people with unique characteristics.
Dhaval Language barely makes sense to the majority of people with above than lower quartile IQ's.

Hello my name is dhaval = he.loo my nalk si dhalbv (Dhaval Language)

by haveachatwithfrank May 2, 2010

Figurative language

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

foreign language

Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.

Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: Dang ur hot

Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)

Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)

Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."

by Optical_Epilepsy April 8, 2011

Niggerative language

Where much of the most interesting urban slang comes from, including much in this dictionary. It is later discovered and adopted by other sub-groups such as suburban white school kids, wealthy white college students, trust-funded stoners, racist sport fans, etc.

The two drunken DePaul kids were walking home from the Cubs game and one said, pointing to a woman, "Well, homie, I'm surely going to make her my baby momma". Niggerative language is this, said I?

by yobabymomma September 20, 2007