uwu smol bean 

Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.

Shut up you uwu smol bean

Brynn is such an uwu smol bean

uwu smol bean by Skinnybarbzxo January 4, 2021

midget in a bean bag chair 

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

midget in a bean bag chair by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Bean Bag 

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

Bean Bag by the diddler June 14, 2015

bean flicking 

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.

"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"

bean flicking by a nice guy February 28, 2004

Smol Bean 

Too cute, adorable and innocent

Awwww Tyler is such a smol bean♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Smol Bean by Elliot_the_pastel_llama042706 September 7, 2017

Pure Bean 

An exceedingly gentle and well-intentioned person, borderline naive, but definitely innocent. Usually with an adorable smile to compliment it (typically applies to men only). You know one when you see one. You won't be able to stop yourself from smiling when you see their face.

On our first date Cameron asked if I was cold while we were on the couch watching a movie, and when I said yes he moved the heater closer to me. What a pure bean!

Pure Bean by Provogirl March 5, 2019

Lil green bean 

Local rapper in Pennsylvania, known for his terrible sound cloud raps.

Lil green beans new track isn’t that good

Lil green bean by Not a clown, a circus January 21, 2020