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whooped

To be soundly defeated either in a fight, a sport, or another form of competition.
Joe: Did you see the Bronco game?

Bob: No. What happened?

Joe: The Denver Broncos got whooped 59-14 by the Oakland Raiders.

Bob: Awe, shucks! How humiliating. The Raiders ain't even that good.
by Pretty Boy1983 June 23, 2011
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whopperhead

A stoner who eats whoppers all day

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"everytime I take a hit I eat a bite of my whopper"
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dingle whopper

Dingle Whopper Dan, Dingle Whopper Dan, Dingle Whopper Dan! Oh the Dingle Whopper, Dingle Whopper Da-an. Dingle Whopper, Dingle Whopper Dan. Oh yeah!
I just sang the "Dingle Whopper Dan" song.
by dinglewhopperdan May 14, 2016
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angry whopper

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out his penis and "whops" it on the female's clitoris repeatedly while looking her in the eyes. Sneering, the male says "look at me" repeatedly. Afterwards the male cums in the asshole of the female.
Dave: "Man last night I tried the angry whopper on my woman. She loved that authoritative shit."

Rick: "Damn man you mean she finally enjoyed having sex with you?"
by viralt87 January 3, 2013
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American Whopper

God damn i wanna suck an american whopper so bad
by navygirl February 13, 2015
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Pussy-whooped

Many people, especially guys, think being pussy whooped is a bad thing!

Real men know it's not a bad thing and they won't have a problem letting you know they are indeed, pussy whooped!

It means that she puts it on you so good that you are discombobulated for a minute afterward and have to gather yourself together before saying anything or moving on with your day or getting yourself to sleep!

It means you would do most anything to have that pussy because you crave it so much!

Real men are proud to be pussy whooped!
"Man, my girl has me so pussy-whooped that my vision is blurred dog!"
by cheLLe1963 April 14, 2022
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whoopeecankered

Adj. Anything or anyone that is crooked, leaning, off-center, unbalanced,twisted, torn up, fucked up, drunk, stoned, or broken up very badly.

This is a very "country" word and is rarely heard outside of Georgia -until now.
I drove that truck right off the road and into a ditch. That sumbitch is way too whoopecankered to fix and is going straight to the front yard with the rest of my broken cars.

I went drinking at Cowboy's last night and got all whoopeecankered on too much Crown and Coke.
by rasdamaan November 16, 2006
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