ninja wank

verb: to masterbate in the presence of others without their knowledge, typically in a bedroom situation. A skill used by frustrated individuals who must share sleeping arrangments with another who wants nothing to do with them sexually but must still fulfill their sexual needs.

She said she had a headache, so I waited until she went to sleep and ninja wanked.

Dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. He's always ninja wanking when he thinks I'm asleep. It's freakin' nasty!

by tinygoat June 6, 2005

Wank boy

Someone who sends girls videos of themselves masterbating, while intoxicated and claims they were hacked.

Isn’t this your boy?
Meek is a wank boy

by MeekIsAMeme December 6, 2019

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.

my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx April 6, 2018

bored wank

Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.

I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.

by DFDSFSsdfsdf June 25, 2008

Victory Wank

The Urge or need to masturbate do to heightened mood after a successful, but probably worthless event.

This term can also be combined with the infamous suicide wank for maximum experience.

Before scrubbing the floor with socks, I had finished a term paper for a class I'll probably fail. After, I enjoyed a little victory wank.

by Chronic20000k November 1, 2012

Wank Prank

While someone is sleeping you sneak into their room and put their hand on the dick like they've been wanking. Works best if someone is sleeping with them so they'll see.

Wife: "WHAT why is your hand on your dick have you been WANKING!"
Husband: "No i don't wank! *breaks down*"
Prankster: "YOU JUST GOT WANK PRANKED!!"

by True Story LOL May 26, 2015