whack-a-badge

to participate in sex.

Did you and Cindy whack-a-badge last night?

by Roz Peters March 30, 2008

whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

by Lesna January 27, 2009

Whack-ass-zilla

A person who constantly acts like a jackass and does or says things that make people laugh and sometimes never knows when to stop. This person will do idiotic things to cause attention to ones self.

Nick: Did you see Charles moon those old ladies? What a whack-ass-zilla!

by Brinkster053 December 21, 2009

whack slap

Hitting someone with your dick

whack slap

by Wilson!! >:( September 22, 2013

whack the jack

Fervent Male Masturbation

Tom wanted to whack the jack before his parents arrived home.

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019

whack pain

Back pain when your baked

When you’re baked 1/100 times; u get whack pain

by BroyceOG4:(2 November 22, 2019