cheese umbrella

An umbrella made out of cheese. An idea randomly thought of by Youtuber Phil Lester during Phil Is Not On Fire (PINOF) 6.

Dan Howell: Quick! Say the first thing that comes into your head!
Phil Lester: Uh. Um. Cheese umbrella!

by phangirl5ever09 April 13, 2016

Dick Umbrella

A Condom

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

umbex

Umbex the art of taking photographs and rushing to upload to social media for

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Sorry i cant stop ive been out doing Umbex .

by asylum hunter March 21, 2017

unbleach

Term used to define the action of reassimilating a person of dark skin into their local racial culture after said person has adopted the traits and mannerisms of so-called 'whites', usually after living in a primarily white neighborhood for some time.

Dark Guy : Yo, 'sup homie? Ain't seen you in a minute, son! What da word? And why you dressed like dat?

Bleached Guy : Um, well, I've been doing well. Graduated last March. I work at Old Navy now. It's going pretty well.

Dark Guy : (a confused and disgusted look on his face) Shit, mufucka! We needs to get you back ta hood! Git dat belt off and sag dem shorts! Here, take my spare grill and stick it in ya mouf. And speak words I can understand!

Unbleached Guy : Dag, yo! Thanks fo the unbleach! I had my shit twisted like a mufucka fo a quick minute! On da real!

by blackholepcs July 7, 2009

gay umbreon

Gay umbreon is the best umbreon. Believe in gay umbreon. (hi matze)

person 1: gay umbreon best umbreon
person 2: agreed

by owoister June 26, 2021

pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

by losthorizons September 20, 2006

umber

A flaiming furry homosexual.

That guy is SUCH an umber

by SomeVee June 22, 2006