trumpette

A tiny trumpet, approximately a tenth of the size of your average orchestral trumpet.

Yo playa I wanna play some brass on holiday, lets take the trumpette.

by Sandles4Jesus October 2, 2007

Trumpster Fire

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 AMERICAN
𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭
when an utterly calamitous or mismanaged situation or occurrence is made worse by poor decisions

"Mobilizing the military to deal with peaceful demonstrations fueled the Trumpster fire"

by Boozedonkey June 6, 2020

Trumpedemic

The epidemic of people watching too many Trump rallies in the United States

The Trumpedemic of "total disasters have even hit the preschools! Holy SH!T!

by Bon of a Sitch March 28, 2017

Trumpertard

A person who believes whatever Donald Trump says just because he’s Donald Trump and will carelessly support any of his actions (positive or negative), because they lack the ability to support someone overall but be honest enough with themselves to see any flaws.

These people are the simple minded type that blindly followed Hitler just because he made a few speeches that appealed to them initially.

I’m not knocking you because you voted for Trump, I’m knocking the fact that you support any and everything he does because you voted for him and even if he did “shoot someone in the street” you’d still support him like a true Trumpertard.

Trumpertards don’t love America, they love an idea of America.

by Katrirobell March 4, 2019

shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

by harrisishere January 16, 2008

vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014

trumpet

A person who espouses the beliefs of the extreme right wing ignoring facts and data.

You don't even realize you're being manipulated, pulled by strings and allowing yourself to be a trumpet.

by Wbienek February 7, 2017