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tootsalot

Usualy preceded by a nickname or surname, this phrase commonly refers to a person or persons with excessive flatulence and is constantly releasing it.
Lauren is being a little Ms. Tootsalot today, her ass stinks.

That guy was being sir tootsalot today
by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008
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small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.
I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.
by Trent Easton May 22, 2006
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Getting Toofy

The same as getting cheeky, but can be used instead.

People who have a bigger tooth to mouth ratio will get toofy with people not cheeky.
"No, don't think so"
"Don't be getting toofy Tony"
by Spunktron 5000 October 11, 2009
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German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008
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toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
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tooks

A word describing someone who is fat, arrogant and 1 sided. Is someone who can only see their point of view even if it is wrong.
Hitler is such a tooks
by Habibby August 30, 2006
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ToomsTJ

Known on the internet as the most rent-free female on Jeeps Unlimited Off Topic Forum. Many follow her around searching for pictures and posting about her superior body and features. Often known to break many hearts of men and throw them away at her will. The men of JU are angry that she rejects them as they pine for her attention. She feeds off their negative energy and teases them relentlessly with her superior intellect and witty sense of humor.
"ToomsTJ lives rent-free in the skulls of many"
"Obsession lies deep with many of the JU turds"
by Fleg November 24, 2007
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