Schrodinger's Toilet

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.

I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.

by Lostinservice March 5, 2011

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

by grass_head February 13, 2020

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

by Telephony July 30, 2016

toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.

I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.

by HoodAche November 12, 2007

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005