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Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.
-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
by Dali91 November 24, 2011
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Textually Active

Arranging to have sex using text messages. It usually happens during an unstable marriage, or when one person usually forgets to bring condoms and the other person has to remind them.
Wife: Would you like to go see a play tonight?

Husband: No thanks, bitch. I plan on being textually active tonight.
by thebitchslap April 13, 2009
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textually active

Someone who text messages their girlfriend/boyfriend constantly (often with obscene messages).
I do not want to be around her while she's being textually active with her boyfriend. It's gross!
by girl with words July 7, 2008
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Textually active

Talking to someone of the opposite gender through texting.
Person 1: Did you hear? Jim and Laura are now textually active!
Person 2: OMGZ no way!!!11
by Bmxtrev May 7, 2010
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textualize

The act of texting while using a mobile device to communicate thought or image.
I will textualize my friend Cameron to let him know that urban dictionary has been updated.
by Balls Whiddles March 18, 2010
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Textually Bombarded

When you receive too many SMS text messages all at once from different contacts on your cell/mobile phone, which doesn't happen too often. It could be both good or bad
All of a sudden I was textually bombarded when the manager announced his resignation.

I was textually bombarded on midnight leading to my birthday, 20 birthday greetings in 3 minutes. It felt great being loved by many people
by Dee-Odus January 4, 2009
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Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.
My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.
by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010
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