To be 'lightly toasted' is to be stoned due to the use of marijuana.
This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.
Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.
2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'
3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.
This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.
Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.
2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'
3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.
"My kid's chorus performance is going to bore me to tears. I'd better get lightly toasted before I go."
(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"
(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."
The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.
(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"
(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."
The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.
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You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).
You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).
How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
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by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016
Get the great boast little toast mug.A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.
This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"
"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"
"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
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Get the toast in the shower mug.An untoasted slice of white bread commonly found in rural African American restaurants. The white bread is a cheap alternative to a roll or other type of bread that is customarily eaten with a meal.
"Dude, can't I get a roll or something to eat with my meal? What am I gonna do with this white bread?
"Man, that's nigga toast. It's all they've got."
"Man, that's nigga toast. It's all they've got."
by The Word King July 30, 2009
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