by Lord Richard Manifest January 06, 2021
when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.
(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
by god Karen May 14, 2020
A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
by Zoom Head February 22, 2021
two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic
Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*
by zoomin with the groomin January 27, 2021
What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 08, 2020
"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-
by scarful23 November 17, 2020
when you and your homies have your cameras on in a zoom and you jerk off under your desk. the last one to be caught wins.
by Robert Bloomfield December 22, 2020