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Texas Style Basketball

is a form of "basketball" that is played by athletes only. This style is not truly "basketball", it is a form developed by those whose natural athletic ability has overshadowed players own progress of skill and understanding of the sport.

It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".

Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.
Steve: Hello Chris, How are you? Have you participated in any recreational sports recently?

Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.

Steve: What do you mean?

Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".

Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.

Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.

Steve: You said it Chris!!!
by REAL BALLER July 7, 2011
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Sokka Style

A quote from the show 'Avatar the Last Airbender,' that is usually used directly after knocking out a giant, all-knowing owl with a boomerang.
Wan Shi Tong (Giant all-knowing owl) - "I've studied Southern water-bending style, Northern water-bending style, even Foggy swamp style.

*Sokka hit's owl over the head with his Boomerang*

Sokka - That's called Sokka style! LEARN IT!
by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010
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Enron Style

If a store is having a huge sale (out of business sale, moving sale, yearly sale, etc...) and jacks up the price before applying the discount so that they can still make a good profit. This refers to the price fixing that Enron was part of. Many oil companies that are closing jack up oil prices and then often offer "discounts" or deals that may seem profitable to the consumer.
"I went to Circuit City for their going out of business sale and they went all Enron Style with their prices"
by Tina MSB February 4, 2009
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play-style

The technique and strategy of a player translating through a game.
James pressure and rushdown are solid. His aggressive play-style doesn't let his opponent breathe.

This Turtle play-style is so cheap! Every time I jump in I get hit!

Lockdown play-style is great for forcing mistakes out of your opponent. She can't get out the move corner without getting punished.
by TempleNUT! April 16, 2017
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Break it down shotgun-style

A military term used both literally and metaphorically:

1) To remove the rear pin on an M16 rifle, allowing the rifle to fold open to reveal the internal parts. This is similar to how a double-barrel shotgun folds open for loading.

2) To explain something in a very simple and clear fashion.

3) To bend a standing woman forward for sex.
1) "Take your weapon and break it down shotgun-style for inspection by the armorer."

2) "Look, let me break it down shotgun-style: the colonel thinks your scenario is shit."

3) "As soon as we finish up this op, you can all go home, grab the little lady and break her down shotgun-style."
by Gyreneisms November 1, 2009
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commando style

Not wearing underwear beneath the clothes.
Porn stars go commando style all the time because they don't need underwear.
by Cletus December 20, 2002
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Hockey Style

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!
Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style
by Brian H October 26, 2005
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