A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.
The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".
The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".
Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"
Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."
Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."
Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."
Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."
Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."
Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."
by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010
Get the Status Upvaguemug. When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009
Get the Status Lynchmug. An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
Get the Status Shufflemug. 1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017
Get the human statuemug. The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
Get the Leading Statusmug. When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
Get the Status tweetmug. by scammer greens April 27, 2021
Get the Marti Statusmug.