damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny

person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

Squarebody

A very sexy, well built machine. The only kind of truck a man should drive

"Look at that sexy ass squarebody"

by Casper-the-unseen January 19, 2017

squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

square gait

To square gate is to march or walk with the arm swinging forward at the same time as the corresponding leg i.e. right hand, right leg.

Awkward and distinctive.

Called a 'square' gait as the natural rythmn or 'gait' is altered to be equal instead of alternate (i.e. right arm, left leg).

A term commonly used within military organisations.

He had problems with marching as he used to square gait all the time.

by whyteivy March 11, 2008

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

squirtpie

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.

#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!

by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015

squeetle

When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.

For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.

by Jacques05 April 12, 2017