Sparda

A roleplayer at GameTalk that wants to be left the fuck alone. Whether it is sucking up to me for some ungodly reason, or bashing me because I stole your girlfriend - I don't give a shit, stop defining me.

An old tiger that isn't going to hesitate to piss on someone's leg if they bug him.

by Take a guess. September 15, 2005

Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

by driftah December 9, 2008

Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

by Snake December 11, 2005

Spud Faced Bogstomper

An Irishman.

That Spud Faced Bogstomper ain't going to share his Guiness.

by Alf McAllister September 4, 2016

Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009

Spud

A very hot girl. 10/10 beautiful. A rocket

Yo Becky is a spud, imma wreck dat ass

by Spud man April 10, 2015

spud

1. To catch someone's ball in a four square match before the ball reaches the ground

2. To squirt an unidentified liquid on one's face

Get spudded on

You just got spudded on

Don't worry I hear spud clears up acne

There's spudding everywhere!

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008