spread eagle

Spread eagle is a sexual position. This is performed when a woman lies on her back, grabs her ankles and pulls them back to form a 180 degree angle if she is very flexible. Woman who are able to perform this position due so to seek deep penetration from a man's penis. Oral sex is also performed on women in the spread eagle position as well.

Man, she'll whoop you with that spread eagle

by Pfolife July 22, 2011

spread that shit

To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.

Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".

by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009

Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Ponderosa Spread

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

spread like measels

a subject or topic that remained remotely underground, than became quite popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

midnight spread

1. Waking up with your partner in the middle of the night, engaging in the physical act of love, and falling asleep again.

2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.

"Jeepers, me and Stacy had a fantastic midnight spread last night."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."

by newton64 August 19, 2008