sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it

Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI

The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.

Served>shock

Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.

Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.

by dicktown December 14, 2008

Shell Shock

A mental Disorder caused by active warfare

World War 2

by William Nanemahoo December 12, 2003

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006

shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner

"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"

by woolly morrow February 14, 2012

Shock wave

When the waves in the ocean are so rough your man holds you like a bowling ball.

Thank god he had me in the shock wave, or I might not have come up after that wave.

by Lisal September 3, 2012

sashimi shock

The weird bodily sensations you sometimes get after eating raw fish, especially for the first time.

I ate so much raw fish, I went into sashimi shock.

by James Garside July 2, 2008