by cobrax007 May 5, 2014
Get the slow headmug. Slow Grinding is when a male or female comes up behind another male or female and rubs their genitals on the buttocks of their slow grind partner. Crank That Soulja Boy is a dance, Slow Grind is a way of life and will last forever. There is a podcast called SlowGrind FM that broadcasts the Slow Grind genre of music. Perfected by Thomas Semere, Adeeb Chowdhury, Shabir Chowdhury, & Jinoo Jain of Santa Clara, California(the point of origin).
John: "Wow Thomas! You slow grinded the hell out of her!!
Thomas: "John, it's what I do. My lower body is perfect for gyrating with the fairer sex."
Thomas: "John, it's what I do. My lower body is perfect for gyrating with the fairer sex."
by Craigwick Davidson December 2, 2009
Get the Slow Grindmug. A guy that sleeps with a girl but doesn't want a relationship and doesn't want to hurt her or vice versa
I had a great time this weekend, but I think we should be taking it slow and really get to know each other.
by hooeryu April 6, 2011
Get the taking it slowmug. When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.
by Andrewpreneur July 1, 2017
Get the the slow pitchmug. A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".
by Treeh3ro January 24, 2017
Get the slow lagmug. The condition someone is in when they are taking a long time to do a simple task.
Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.
You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.
Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.
You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.
It took me half an hour to type up this definition. Damn, I'm on that slow tip. Urban Dictionary must be on that slow tip, too. It's 2012 and bitches still don't know about this word?
by original derpster January 10, 2012
Get the slow tipmug. 1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
Get the Slow Squirrelmug.