Shmork

Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.

That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.

by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025

shmorgaling

the act of having anal sex in your farm crops

he and his farm friend loved shmorgaling

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025

shmorgus

the type of person who would love shmorgaling

Ryan was quite the shmorgus person

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025

mormin-shmormin

"A temple garment (also referred to as garments, or Mormon underwear)2 is a type of underwear worn by a vast majority of adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement, after they have taken part in the Endowment ceremony. Garments are worn both day and night and are required for any previously endowed adult to enter a temple.3 The undergarments are viewed as a symbolic reminder of the covenants made in temple ceremonies and are seen as either a symbolic or literal source of protection from the evils of the world.4"

Hilarious right? Yea, they are now 'mormin-shmormins'. Because it reflects how utterly ridiculous it actually is to have special pants to keep out the penis/vagina demons! :O

Hey, you look pretty sexy in those mormin-shmormins.

by MrImportant September 30, 2012

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Literally just head, for a guy though.

“I want blorkus-shmorkus” or “Went back to my place, and she gave me blorkus-schmorkus!!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Head but it’s only used when referring to a guys dingaling

“I want blorkus-Shmorkus” or “Woah, she gave me blorkus-smorkus!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

schmord

To flip your shit while in a complete rage.

Only when said rage causes you to shart

The boss is gonna schmord when she gets back and finds out that I didn't find a granite company.

by theswazi August 17, 2008