schmord

To flip your shit while in a complete rage.

Only when said rage causes you to shart

The boss is gonna schmord when she gets back and finds out that I didn't find a granite company.

by theswazi August 17, 2008

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

Schmood

A BIG big big MOOD

"I hate my life!"

"Same here, SCHMOOD!"

by angryELF2002 September 2, 2018

schmword

Pieces of two or more words that have been schmushed together to form a single word representing the combined meaning of all orginal words.

Michael Scott seems to be a fan of schmwords like gaysian (a gay Asian),Jegaysian (a Jewish gay Asian), and blasian (someone with one black parent and one Asian parent). Please note, however, that a gaysian is NOT someone with one Asian parent and one gay parent.

by MacheteBetty June 27, 2008

schmodied

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.

"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007

schmood

A really big mood.

"Have you seen the newest pic of Jungkook? He's so cute I want to date him!"
"Wow, schmood"

by anon69bro February 10, 2018