schmegmata 

1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.

Karen recieved the schmegmata after John smacked that bitch in the head with his dirty dick

schmegmata by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022

Schmagiggles 

A person or persons identified as being in the interim state of limbo between being a schmuck and an absolute, complete joke/waste of life.

"I can't believe I went out with those schmagiggles last night."

Schmagiggles by w.u.h. November 29, 2009

schmagpie 

the female orgasm or ejaculation. making her cum or squirt and scream.

Brian cries every night before he goes to sleep because he cannot give Katie a schmagpie.

schmagpie by kingschmagpie December 18, 2009

schlegg 

Norn Irish for "Slag", commonly found in the same sentance as "lad"

"point me to the schleggs, laad" or "awh laad, rode a schlegg back home last night laad, both holes laad, both holes"

schlegg by rock-paper-shocker May 10, 2010

Schmebony 

People who make up words and validate themselves by looking up said words on Urban Dictionary. They also are addicted to grain waves and are usually wrong about everything.

"She is such a Schmebony, she always makes shit up and is usually wrong about stuff"

Schmebony by Someone who is usually correct May 14, 2012

Schmedium 

When you where a tight button-up shirt so tight that the buttons are about to burst."

"Damn, that dude is rockin a schmedium. Put on your protective glasses to protect you from flying buttons"

Schmedium by Double Alex A December 6, 2013

Schmeak 

A tiny penis no bigger than a Vienna sausage

Ex. "Look, he got the schmeak!"

Schmeak by Jon Buttfuck October 17, 2015