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a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 May 10, 2011
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Smiche

Shes a smiche i can tell.
by Gmuleismyhero September 30, 2020
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Sammich

A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.
"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.
by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010
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Sammich

When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.
Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!
by samalamapussylicker March 24, 2010
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The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.
Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... May 9, 2011
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Sammich

A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.
Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-
by SammichEaterrr January 20, 2011
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A food that anorexic women desperately need.
by Stanmoore October 5, 2007
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