swol

Stands for "Swearing out loud". It's what you say when things go wrong and you're feeling frustrated or like the world is out to get you. It's a politer and funnier way of cussing. Unlike profanity, it isn't socially offensive. The great thing about using "swol" is that it defuses any feelings of anger or frustration you may be feeling. When you say cuss words like f*** or s***, they often make you feel angrier. Swol doesn't. Instead, when you say it, it's more likely to make you or other people around you laugh.

You can say "swol" whenever you are struggling with an activity, are feeling frustrated or when something disastrous has occurred.

Situation: You stub your toe.
You say: SWOL!

Situation: Someone steals your wallet.
You say: Swol!

Situation: You forget that you have an appointment with your physiotherapist.
You say: Swol

Situation: You can't beat a boss in a video game. Maybe you're playing Dark Souls - it's tough!
You say: Swol! Why does this game have to be so tricky?

Swol can also be used as a comparative adjective.
Example: "That was the swolliest thing I have ever done."

by Mad Mildred July 28, 2017

Stolt

An unlikely yet complete state of being powerful enough to overcome the forces of unabashed sarcasm, the science fiction realm, and an overabundance of psychological insight in two individuals. A gestalt that is more balanced and greater than the individual inputs.

Jim Halpert and Pam Beesley have achieved stolt in Scranton, PA despite a star-crossed past.

by CFem October 21, 2010

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012

smoltry

A feminine sexy passionate look. Sensuous eyes, hair, and lips. Typically a darker skinned Latin, Asian, European girl.

She has a smoltry look.

by David Snow November 29, 2007

Swelt

The swollen condition of your muscles/body after lifting weights and "getting your swell on." Likely due to increased bloodflow and potentially life-threatening muscle trauma after straining under ungodly weight.

Person 1:"Nice lift bruh. Your muscles are engorged. You're so swelt."

Person 2: "I know bruh, I got my swell on. Now I'm swelt like a tight sack of blowfish in heat."

by CrambrerrySwauzz July 17, 2017

swole

Used when the speaker is intending to mean swollen or swelled, but lacks the education or the motivation to add the extra syllable. Does not appear in any legitimate dictionary. I've never heard it pronounced "shwoal" even in Texas, but as it's a made up word, I suppose you can pronounce it however you please.

I stubbed my toe and it swole up! (should be swelled)
Her toe is really swole. (should be swollen)

by grammarshmammar March 10, 2008

swole

1. being angry or pissed
2. being sore or hurting

1. yo when he got beat for $10 he was swole as hell
2. Yo I was swole from all that liftin

by Jeremiah May 23, 2003