soggy bag

1. an old person.
2. a wrinkly person.
3. someone similar to a raisin.
4. a soggy person...
5. OLD!

EWWW. Look at that soggy bag! She's like a raisin!!

by moustachegrl September 26, 2005

Soggy Marie

A game played by males. A group from 3 -10 people stand in a circle and masturbate. In the middle of the circle a marie biscuit is placed. The aim of the game is to ejaculate the fastest because the person that "jizzes" last has to eat the moistened biscuit.

Tshego lost Soggy Marie on purpose just to eat the biscuit full of cum

by Davey.lovey November 12, 2010

Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".

"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."

by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009

soggy pillow

Any old, worn out, and very floppy feather or down pillow.

Soggy Pillows can be referred to as "broken" pillows (i.e. broken pillows don't support the neck anymore and they bend right over the arm). They are usually old pillows over 5 years. An example is the feather pillow named "Big Mama" which is 24 years old.

by Rebecca Sharp October 25, 2006

soggy bread challenge

A group of guys stand in a circle around a piece of bread and jerk off onto the bread. The last guy to finish has to eat the bread with the other guys' cum in it.

I just did the soggy bread challenge with my bros.

by whorestop April 14, 2017

Soggy envelope

When someone cums in an envelope and sends it to you coz you can’t have sex in person

My girlfriends so great she sends me a soggy envelope everyday

by Rorytheracingcar7 November 9, 2019

Sognard

Verb
What a beach dog shakes off on you.

When a beach dog shakes off his surf water on you.

(Taken from MTV)

1. Watch that dog, he's gonna sognard on you
2. You got sognarded

by The Dawg July 27, 2004