gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

smoo

A slang word for the female genitalia. A term that is popular with ex-TDC members and readers of "The Picture" magazine.

Phil: SHOWUSYOURSMOO!
Holly: Uh.........no, Phil.

by Cheddar Bob November 27, 2003

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

sloof

secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011