Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
by BongoLongManMDF August 09, 2024
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 30, 2023
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Sunday Slinger

When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.

Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!

-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
by CherryDaddy June 12, 2024
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mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally
I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock
by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024
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dick slinger

anyone who starts swinging their penar around like a lasso
hey man! did you see the local dick slinger the other day? he caught all the baduzz (bad guy huzz) with that one.
Yeah, that was badass dude
by tuffboy2381 February 05, 2025
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DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!
by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021
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trick slinger

Someone(a guy usually) that kills that christmas
Her Christmas yearned for that trick slinger
by Trick slingin April 16, 2020
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