The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
by Googles January 8, 2004
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What people call Seattle who are not from Seattle but do so because they think people from Seattle nickname their city Seattie. It's basically a way to not sound like a tourist or someone who just moved to the city, but the person who says it this way ends up sounding like one anyway.
by saucyBdog January 1, 2012
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Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010
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The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.
*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.
The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.
*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.
by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011
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"Where're you going?"
"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"
"Sure keep schatting to me."
"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"
"Sure keep schatting to me."
by Tchuk November 14, 2012
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