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scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.
by Googles January 8, 2004
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Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.
I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.
by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009
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Seattie

What people call Seattle who are not from Seattle but do so because they think people from Seattle nickname their city Seattie. It's basically a way to not sound like a tourist or someone who just moved to the city, but the person who says it this way ends up sounding like one anyway.
Ya bra I totally am digging the Seattie vibe!
by saucyBdog January 1, 2012
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Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010
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Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.
I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.
by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011
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Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.
"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."
by Tchuk November 14, 2012
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Shower Shafting

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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