Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011

Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatting

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

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by baconizer March 16, 2009

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

scathing

1) marked by harshly abusive criticism

2) severely critical; scornful, as a remark

The third party candidate launched a scathing attack on the second party contender.

The judge laughed as he described the girl's voice with a scathing assertion.

by B3li3v3 May 12, 2014

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014