Kylee Russell

The most epic person in the world.

Kylee Russell goes to PARTIES ALL DAY LONG.

by turd master eighthundred March 5, 2011

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Russell Piant

A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.

No more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named Homo Minimus. Applying for grants to continue research.

Russ is a midget.

by George Bush March 12, 2004

Russert potato

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )

When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!

by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008

Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.

How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

russel westbrook

THE BEST NBA PLAYER IN THE FUCKING WORLD!

''Russel westbrook is the goat''

by ISUCK4VC February 7, 2018

Russell Howard

A cunt. Specifically an unfunny boss-eyed, pointy toothed cunt of a supposed comedian fancied by desperate ugly young girls and elderly women with twats drier than the Sahara.

Bob: Driving to work this morning and some Russell Howard went into the back of me.

Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?

by sarangipani January 23, 2011