the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
by titrod2144 December 17, 2009
Get the mike rubymug. "Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
by austios May 6, 2008
Get the Ruby Slippermug. 
by Anonymous December 5, 2002
Get the Ruby starfruitmug. A situation in which a person has the need to search for the perfect partner. However, this perfectionism often results in loneliness. This relates to ruby-blue because there is no such thing as a blue ruby.
Is Norman still dating that Casey girl even though she has crooked teeth?
Nah man, he's got a bad case of the ruby-blues.
Nah man, he's got a bad case of the ruby-blues.
by Faylan June 15, 2010
Get the Ruby-bluesmug. The sexiest woman to ever walk to planet, 98% of all dildos sold in the world are old with her in mind.
by anananan911 January 20, 2016
Get the Ruby Rosemug.