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Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis
You wanna give me a dutch router?
by Bixer February 22, 2009
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rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"
Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)
by Sharpy August 25, 2004
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The Route 66

The act of putting cocaine in a lubricated condom, tying it off, and inserting it in a partner's anus. A needle is then used to carefully prick a small hole (or holes, known as the "trucker challenge") in the condom, allowing the cocaine to start to leak out, and allows for the bottom (henceforth called the "ride") to start getting high. The top (henceforth called the "driver") then continues to have sex with the ride until the cocaine leaks into his body via penal skin absorption. Once both people are riding the cocaine high, the act of coitus is then known as a "Route 66", named after US Route 66; an influential road established in 1926 running from Chicago, Illinois to Santa Monica, California. It is known as this because of the length of time necessary for the driver to begin the high, meaning that the act itself is all about the long ride. Best done at sunset, so that the couple can look to the sunset and get a good view while riding Route 66.
Last night, Tony gave me The Route 66. He was a great driver!
by ImSneakyAdolf May 5, 2017
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rooted.mips

owner of a net called priority and is daddy

ZezeOnTop
rooted.mips has a good net
by zezeontop May 10, 2021
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red route

(In the UK) Main city road, with red lines painted at the edges. Illegal to stop without good reason.
"Dave got done again for parking on a red route"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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burn route

the act of smoking in someones car while driving with the windows up. dangerous but gets you extremely high!!
dood you wanna go with me and my boys on a burn route after school
by smoke ray June 19, 2007
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Ginger Rooted

When you peel a near out of date ginger root and ram it in your asshole so it doesnt go to waste. Time inside to be noted!
"HEY MATT" "OH HEY GUYS, LAST NIGHT I GINGER ROOTED MY LITTLE SHIT PIPE FOR 9 SECONDS! THATS GOTTA BE A RECORD?"
by Crowbagoftheday2 December 6, 2019
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