Routed adj. - A word used to describe the initial transition of a persons state of mind and body to another more relaxed state, as a direct result of injestion of any substance into the body.
After a long day at workBill says to Joe " Want to get routed after work? I got a little. "
A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.
Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.
Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.
An xbox live clan that has insane numbers of zombies (botnets) and they use them to boot people offline. Their clan has an all star team of "online gangsters" from known clans like o InFam0uS o, HosT gOt BooTeD, TsGh, Anonymous, etc. They also jack xbox live accounts and charge up the credit cards on the account. The leader is known for doing storm-DDoS attacks on major servers like VPN's, Game Servers, etc.
This clan claims their only beef is with people who talk trash to them. This clan is associated with big xbox clans like TsGh/Ln0/n01d/InFam0uS/HgB/Anonymous. Most people quit right away. There profiles usually have #ro0ted in them. They're also known for doxing the victims website, ISP, their gamertag, just whatever they can really.
Frank: Hey man what did you do to my xbox live account? I can't sign in.
Mike: Oh that kid got rooted lolz
Frank: what the fucks rooted?
Mike: Kid you got rooted by #ro0ted a known clan full of jackers, booters, swatters..
Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.
The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.
The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.
The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.