Quifty

An adjective used to describe a true statement.

1) What Johnny said about Christie was really quifty.

2) "Christie is hot." That's quifty.

by PwnCloud May 20, 2009

quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 1, 2009

quim

A hot, friendly vagina that is waiting for you to drill the fuck out of it. Usually owned by a shy women.

We were just stood there every evening, she would give me nothing, but on my birthday she repayed me by opening her legs and i slipped me erect penis through her. Her quim was great.

by pussy soup January 23, 2005

quiff

A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.

oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!

by pony graph November 12, 2009

Quimby

To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.

NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word

Describing someone having had a "Quimby"- "You've had a Quimby mate." (Verb)
Describing a currently occuring event- "You're having a Quimby of a time" (Adjective)
Abusing someone and teasing them- "Ahhhh Qumiby!" (Noun)

by HemelPaigons July 27, 2012

Quiffer

A person who likes to sniff bicycle seats

Dude look at Randy sniffing Carl's bicycle seat! What the fuck is that? What a fucking quiffer.

by dudemanyo October 11, 2008

Quiff

A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.

Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!

by chris leisure December 10, 2010