Present 'em

The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.

"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"

by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

Prescription hair cut

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS

That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut

by Roy Munsen April 11, 2015

Present perfect

When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.

Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect

Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect

Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!

Person #2: present perfect

by Jaded One November 8, 2018

prescot

Prescot is a town 8 miles east of the city of Liverpool. Prescot is known for its friendly people (just like Liverpool). People from Prescot don’t identify as scousers or wools, but instead call themselves ‘Prescotians’. Prescot has a non-league football club, museum, soon to be a Shakespeare theatre and a lovely town centre. Great place to live. Proud to be from this lovely town.

Prescot is a beautiful place.

by Prescotian November 25, 2018

Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.

"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

moved to Prescott

To become sober in terms of abstaining from alcohol, drugs, and/or any other commonly addictive behavior. It does not literally mean one moves to Prescott, AZ.

Prescott, AZ is recognized as one of the largest 'sober' communities in the Unites States, and possibly the world.

1: Is ToddRandy coming out to the bar with us tonight?
2: Nah, he moved to Prescott, remember?
1: (sigh)...sucks for him.

by swedish pterodactyl August 4, 2007

Prescription pants

When you're so fat your doctor has to prescribe your pants.

Look at Micheal Moore that fat fuck must have prescription pants

by Thebigdhunt August 24, 2018