Puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.

I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.

by Bigger sam August 27, 2008

puke

Filipino term for vagina or pussy; the hole between the legs of a woman where the penis goes in and out until ejaculation occurs; (pronounced as "pooh - key")

" I want to lick, eat and fuck your tight puke"

" Gusto kong dilaan, kainin at kantutin ang makipot mong puke"

by Bong Chua September 29, 2009

puke and rebuke

(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.

Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

puke

to vomit

I think i going to Puke Bitch

by The man December 15, 1999

anal pukeage

powerfull diarea that feels similar to pukeing except out of your ass

I got that damn stomach flu and the anal pukeage is the worst ive ever experienced.

by Croy February 2, 2008

Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

by Killentime December 28, 2010