You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

pokie

This is another word for an errection!

'I want to shove my pokie up my hot teacher'

by jack106 June 11, 2006

Pokie Pizza

He is a well known famous comedy Gachatuber who makes Gacha skit videos and such, whose Obssessed with Pizzas.

Pokie Pizza is a Lazy Unmotivated Gachatuber

by Bakuhoe324 October 14, 2020

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Pokimane

The thiccckquest stream ever

John:Lets watch pokimane!
Eric:•gets lotion and tissues•

by Subscribe to ZDub March 28, 2019

pokimane

beautiful twitch streamer if its opposite day
simps donate 1 - 800 dollars because they think they can have a chance, similar to uterus power.

"I just donated 300 dollars to pokimane!

"Rookie numbers, 600!"

by PUSSIC0TMAN252 October 4, 2020

poking mud with a stick

An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.

Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.

by Sean Baja Morris October 16, 2008