buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

by spudart January 4, 2012

freedom poop

Taking a shit with no clothes on! And feel the freedom

I just took a freedom poop and it was sooo good!

by dirtyD buds! September 20, 2013

phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."

"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Blunt Poop

Having brown blunt resin on your lips from smoking a soggy or nigger lipped blunt.

"Damn, you got hella blunt poop on your lips from nigger lipping!"

by Chadillac-R October 17, 2009

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Poop Talk

The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.

Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.

by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011

poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good

aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks

by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018