permed

“Permed” is slang for permafried, meaning your brain is permanently fried from doing psychedelics or drugs in general.

My friend did way to much lsd and now she’s permed.

by anonymous September 22, 2020

Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.

FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

by Rachtita February 7, 2010

Auto-Pervert

A sick and/or drunk loser who rolls down his car window and shouts unwelcome, explicit comments to a woman or girl walking down the street as he speeds by. Sometimes he simply honks his horn several times and waves or blows kisses. Common comments include remarks about the woman's breast size, "yo bitch!," "hey, sexy!" "suck my dick!" ect. Women who are young, attractive, or have large breasts are more prone to abuse by auto-perverts.

Often the auto-pervert is with one or more of his male friends, but never with his girlfriend for obvious reasons.

I swear, Imma flick off the next auto-pervert who disturbs me when I'm walking to work!

The auto-perverts haven't bothered me lately. Maybe they don't like my short haircut or my weight gain...

by Big-busted "bitch" November 26, 2010

facebook pervert

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.

Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.

by donna belle December 4, 2013

peredium

The bottom of the penis, where it joins your ball sack.

She sucked it all the way down to the peredium

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

pervexting

sending inappropriate text messages usually sexual in nature and containing media.

Jim is pervexting me again. He sent me three pictures of his penis in ten minutes.

by debbie desmoines January 4, 2011

old pervert

A friendly greeting between good buddies.

"Hey Rich, you old pervert, so good to see you"

by miragenv September 22, 2016