pork trap

A term used to refer to someones mouth. Usually in a rude manner

Shut yer pork trap before I kick you in the puss

by lonestar May 27, 2004

Pork Fanny

used to describe a ladies meaty front bottom in the context of it's resemblance to re-formed pork products (eg lorne saussage thinly sliced or billy bear/dino pork).

did you hear that stacy got arrested in KFC for sticking a chicken drummer up her pork fanny.

by Bernhard Matthews March 6, 2008

Pork Flu

Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.

Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?

Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 1, 2009

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Pork Pusher

1. A homosexual that par takes in aggressive sexual acts with heterosexual males with the intention to change their sexuality.

2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.

"The club last night was full of Pork Pushers"

by Pork Pusher69 January 16, 2010

Pork Pouch

A female's vagina. In other words, a place to store one's penis.

Dayummmn! Look at that pork pouch. It's like a playpen for sausage!

by yerbfwants2cmenekkid December 25, 2010

Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

by Robbo March 15, 2005