cyber patrol

Internet filtering software that prevents the prurient minded from visiting donkey rape and warez sites on pcs that they don't own.
O noes cyber patrol!! now i cant go to my fave violent buttsecks sites on this public library pc :(
by Lucifer Cockfun August 18, 2006
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Slave Patrol

Patrollers who monitor and enforce discipline against slaves in the U.S. Southern States.
The Civil War, which lasted four years, directly threatened the very existence of slavery and, in turn, slave patrols.
by Myuxieum January 16, 2023
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Blow Patrol

This is a group of girls in high school that work together to blow every guy on the football team .. plus the chess team .
Yo .. I hear the “blow patrol” is coming to the party tonight ... it’s gonna be my first time on patrol !
by Copeboy November 15, 2018
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Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.
Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!
by Snore Patrol July 16, 2012
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Pumpkin Patrol

Pumpkin Patrol is the name given to people with above 25 farming, a full width pumpkin farm and above 300 speed in Hypixel Skyblock. Created by thirtyvirus, a YouTuber with over 100,000 subscribers, it became a group to rival the Wise Set Gang.
The Pumpkin Patrol will be faster than ANY other armour set.
by nadjit42 March 30, 2020
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rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.
Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.
by Luvmechanic May 06, 2016
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Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.
Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.
by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 12, 2022
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