Noun, Adjective
1. a person that may have sex with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well
2. someone not considered a bisexual but will have sex with anyone of either gender without hesitation
1. a person that may have sex with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well
2. someone not considered a bisexual but will have sex with anyone of either gender without hesitation
Steve was not a bisexual, he was very much a straight man, but when he was horny it was fair game to anyone who offered but after he peaked it was back to being a straight man, which made him and Opportunistic Fucker
by Idregger April 28, 2011
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a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.
a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.
a conversation between a girl & her boyfriend when theyre hugging on opposite day:
Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*
Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*
by chass i licious July 22, 2005
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v. (to oppong) - Most commonly used in a emphatic tone, often as a derogatory reference to the sexual act of massaging one's penis between another's breasts, in many cases by a repressed minority.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch, before I Oppong you."
by Pulsating Boner July 10, 2003
Get the OPPONG mug.When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.
See also opporpoonity
See also opporpoonity
Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.
Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.
Brb - opportunitang.
Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.
Brb - opportunitang.
by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010
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Get the Opposite mug.When a Straight White Male™️ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.
"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
by The_Flying_Nun April 1, 2019
Get the Opposite Identity Politics mug.A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked hard enough.
by erocko August 23, 2007
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