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Orochimaru

Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.

Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.

Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.

Chiron: Piss on you.

Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.

Pisces: He had every right to be upset.

Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.

Chiron: Who are you?

Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.

Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.

Orochimaru: *cough*

Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?

Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?

Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.

Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!

Orochimaru: *snore*

Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT

Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!

Orochimaru: S-s-sure

Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE

Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.

Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.

Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?

Aries: *sniffle*

Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.

Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
by Drapen June 29, 2022
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Oronce

She’s type of a woman that is loyal, she’s well kind, and generous. She’s loyal to her boyfriend, and actually scared af to a new environment. She’s a true person. And would rather be a pilot than studying shs. She loves eating but needs to diet.
oronce is a very clever woman
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orochimaru

1. that bitch that used sasuke like rainbow dash in a jar like hello
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it
1. person a: damn orochimaru is built weird.. why is he built like that
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*
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Oroville

A small town in Washington state known for sharing the gospel and message of the cross. Also known for Timothy and Ruth House Of Hope which are year long programs for addicts to get clean and free from drugs, alcohol, and other addictions and develop a relationship with God.
1) Brian went to Oroville to run Timothy House and help addicts get free from all addictions.
2) Cindi lives in Oroville and has been in charge of Ruth's House helping women get free from addictions.
3) Come to Oroville to hear the message of the cross as well as get clean from your addictions and learn how to deepen your relationship with Jesus.
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Orosho

This is a Kenyan slang word which means a dingy path or corridor where drug dealers and hookers hang.
The police were hot on his heels until he took a detour through the orosho
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