oh noes

Something you say when the FBI or the police are at your door, and they are after your LUNIX.

Casual use can be caused by a combination of displeasement and fear for Microsoft lawsuits against open source operating systems, such as Redhate Lunix. It may include other, less important things.

JeffK: "Oh noes, teh police! HIDE TEH LUNIX!!!11"

"Oh noes, I forgot to take your bro out of the oven!"

by Stasis AMK3 August 14, 2003

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note to self

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder

1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"

by Kommando July 8, 2004

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doctor's note

Doctor's note (n) An excuse for any occasion.

Any behavior or affectation wherein you might draw attention or comment might be explained away with : "It's okay, I have a doctor's note".

Jasmine : "Dang - What's up with Cedric's shoes ? Who'd wear those to the club ?!"
Bennie: "S'okay - he has a doctor's note."

Mags: "You were so rude to that clerk !"
Cooper : "I have a doctor's note."

by TrudyS July 2, 2010

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NETESCAPE

The act of closing your web browser at work so as not to be seen by your boss

I was surfing the web at work, but my boss kept coming up to me so I had to netescape.

The guy next to me is always doing crosswords on the web, but he never gets caught. He is totally a netescape artist.

by Jerrodr February 8, 2009

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